girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

fandom-fc:

fandom-fc:

a prayer circle for those who will miss el clasico this saturday

and another prayer circle for those who will watch it

nicevagina:

if my teenage years were the best days of my life i might as well just shoot myself right here and now

d-yedlinny:

Miracles do happen

andrewvanwynperfect:

too many girls wanting to date band members, not enough girls wanting to be in a band

antiteen:

*meets someone who seems chill*

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*finds out that they put zayn as their #5*

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

qualities i search for in a man:

aguapapi:

  • neymar
  • my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛